January 20 - February 18

With your cold hearted glare, you are so focused on turning everyone to stone, that you forget to look at the big picture.  Open those eyes and let the love from another melt that icy heart and save the masses from turning into a rock garden.


December 22 - January 19

Brains are what you lust after but it’s also what you lack.  Your quest has blinded you to your surroundings and you might find that your end is near.  Unless you focus on shambling in the right direction, you’ll realize that another day of eating brains comes to those who wait.


February 19 - March 20

This month, you just feel like your rotting away into nothing and cannot snap out of this shambling funk.  You want to infect everyone around you so you can shamble in misery together.  Hang in there, and you’ll realize you are better off without the dead weight and head full of fresh brains are closer than you think.


April 20 - May 20

You are wound up so tight and feel as if you are suffocating in that box hidden in the shadows.  While your thoughts are deafening, take a moment and think about what is really important.  You’ll find that cursing the innocents are not as important as having that immortal love by your side.


March 21 - April 19

You are feeling feisty and have been sharpening those fangs for a while.  Focus on something constructive, and you’ll find that those around you like you for who you are on the inside instead of the promise of eternal life.


May 21 - June 20

This month you are waking up and feeling like you are in someone else’s body.  You realize that you are more comfortable running wild under the full moon than leading the “normal” life.  Embrace your inner beast, but take a moment and find that there are benefits to both worlds.

This month you are feeling cut and hallowed out on the inside.  Don’t dwell on what you have lost, but realize that with the new and improved you, you will light up the night and shine brightly with that jack-o-lantern grin.


July 23 - August 22


June 21 - July 22

Rolling around without a real purpose, this month you feel like nothing but a big ol’ blob.  Snap out of the bad attitude and you will see that with a bit of motivation, you can absorb anything in your path, and you can take over the world.


August 23 - September 22

While stirring that big black cauldron, you keep thinking about the hurt you are in.  The chanting and incantations aren’t helping so you start to think about the black magic.  Be warned though.. you could be the pot that called the kettle black.


October 23 - November 21

This month you blood thirsty and nothing is going to stand in your way.  But with haste, comes recklessness and there might just be a wooden stake that could stop you in your tracks.


September 23 - October 22

You feel as though you have been shambling down the same road forever, and the last time you had a nice helping of brains seems so long ago.  Keep on dragging those dangling limbs down that road, and you’ll find the reward was worth the wait.


November 22 - December 21

You are gathering the masses around you with your sweet hypnotic songs.  Now that you are surrounded by many, you realize that it’s harder to hear the most important voice, which is your own.  Take a moment for yourself and remember that quality is better than quantity.